League News
Recaps, tidbits, and dispatches from the league.
OAR-LOG OF THE HOMEWARD SHIP, WEEK 3: GIBBS BURNS 41.4 INTO THE HORIZON, A CABBAGE WINS BY 2.76 AND IS STILL LAST, AND ONE MAN'S QUARTERBACK RETURNS 3.76 SPEARS FROM A WAR HE ATTENDED
Day whatever-it-is on the wine-dark nothing. No wind. No land. No plan. The captain says we are close; the captain has said we are close for so long that the word has lost its shap…
SCRAP-PAPER DISPATCH, WEEK 2: JSN DROPS 42.5 ON A DEAD WORLD, DJ MOORE SCORES NEGATIVE POINT ONE, AND THE MACHINES STILL WON'T EXPLAIN THE FLEX SPOT
They took the satellites. They took the cities. They did NOT take the box score, which printed itself on the wall of my tunnel at 3:04 a.m. in a font I do not recognize. Ten manage…
DISPATCHES FROM THE FRONT: WEEK THE FIRST ENDS IN FIRE, WITH 169.92 CANNONBALLS AND ONE MAN LEAVING 33.8 POINTS ASLEEP IN THE BAGGAGE TRAIN
My dearest Josephine, The guns have quieted. I write by the light of a tallow stub in a cellar that smells of wet wool and box scores. Ten companies marched at dawn, five returned…
2026 Season Updates
- Set the draft to Sunday, August 30th, 6PM. Will randomize draft order in the next week or so. Draft is tentatively set for VFW, but if others have a sweet destination like maybe…