Est. 2015 · 11 seasons on record
Fun Time Fantasy Fun
Because what the fuck else are we going to do with our time?
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Sep 29, 2026·2026 Wk 3
OAR-LOG OF THE HOMEWARD SHIP, WEEK 3: GIBBS BURNS 41.4 INTO THE HORIZON, A CABBAGE WINS BY 2.76 AND IS STILL LAST, AND ONE MAN'S QUARTERBACK RETURNS 3.76 SPEARS FROM A WAR HE ATTENDED
Day whatever-it-is on the wine-dark nothing. No wind. No land. No plan. The captain says we are close; the captain has said we are close for so long that the word has lost its shap…
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