| Round 1 |
| 1 | Le'Veon Bell | RB | PIT | DAMr Rodgers (Dan) |
| 2 | David Johnson | RB | ARI | DFThe Pickle Ricks (Damon) |
| 3 | Antonio Brown | WR | PIT | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 4 | Ezekiel Elliott | RB | DAL | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 5 | Julio Jones | WR | ATL | DLWubbalubbadubduubs (Damian) |
| 6 | Odell Beckham | WR | NYG | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 7 | LeSean McCoy | RB | BUF | EWThe Best Guys in Uzbekistan (Erik) |
| 8 | Mike Evans | WR | TB | MMMalcolm in the Mitchell (Mike) |
| 9 | Melvin Gordon | RB | LAC | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 10 | Devonta Freeman | RB | ATL | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| Round 2 |
| 11 | Michael Thomas | WR | NO | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 12 | DeMarco Murray | RB | TEN | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 13 | Jordy Nelson | WR | GB | MMMalcolm in the Mitchell (Mike) |
| 14 | Rob Gronkowski | TE | NE | EWThe Best Guys in Uzbekistan (Erik) |
| 15 | A.J. Green | WR | CIN | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 16 | Jay Ajayi | RB | PHI | DLWubbalubbadubduubs (Damian) |
| 17 | Jordan Howard | RB | CHI | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 18 | Lamar Miller | RB | HOU | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 19 | Dez Bryant | WR | DAL | DFThe Pickle Ricks (Damon) |
| 20 | T.Y. Hilton | WR | IND | DAMr Rodgers (Dan) |
| Round 3 |
| 21 | Brandin Cooks | WR | NE | DAMr Rodgers (Dan) |
| 22 | Todd Gurley | RB | LA | DFThe Pickle Ricks (Damon) |
| 23 | DeAndre Hopkins | WR | HOU | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 24 | Mark Ingram | RB | NO | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 25 | Marshawn Lynch | RB | LV | DLWubbalubbadubduubs (Damian) |
| 26 | Kareem Hunt | RB | KC | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 27 | Doug Baldwin | WR | SEA | EWThe Best Guys in Uzbekistan (Erik) |
| 28 | Isaiah Crowell | RB | CLE | MMMalcolm in the Mitchell (Mike) |
| 29 | Leonard Fournette | RB | JAX | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 30 | Amari Cooper | WR | LV | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| Round 4 |
| 31 | Keenan Allen | WR | LAC | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 32 | Demaryius Thomas | WR | DEN | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 33 | Travis Kelce | TE | KC | MMMalcolm in the Mitchell (Mike) |
| 34 | Christian McCaffrey | RB | CAR | EWThe Best Guys in Uzbekistan (Erik) |
| 35 | Terrelle Pryor | WR | WAS | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 36 | Tom Brady | QB | NE | DLWubbalubbadubduubs (Damian) |
| 37 | Jarvis Landry | WR | MIA | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 38 | Jordan Reed | TE | WAS | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 39 | Joe Mixon | RB | CIN | DFThe Pickle Ricks (Damon) |
| 40 | Carlos Hyde | RB | SF | DAMr Rodgers (Dan) |
| Round 5 |
| 41 | Aaron Rodgers | QB | GB | DAMr Rodgers (Dan) |
| 42 | Alshon Jeffery | WR | PHI | DFThe Pickle Ricks (Damon) |
| 43 | Michael Crabtree | WR | LV | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 44 | Matt Ryan | QB | ATL | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 45 | Tyreek Hill | WR | KC | DLWubbalubbadubduubs (Damian) |
| 46 | Dalvin Cook | RB | MIN | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 47 | Allen Robinson | WR | JAX | EWThe Best Guys in Uzbekistan (Erik) |
| 48 | Ty Montgomery | RB | GB | MMMalcolm in the Mitchell (Mike) |
| 49 | Sammy Watkins | WR | LA | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 50 | C.J. Anderson | RB | DEN | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| Round 6 |
| 51 | Drew Brees | QB | NO | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 52 | Greg Olsen | TE | CAR | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 53 | Danny Woodhead | RB | BAL | MMMalcolm in the Mitchell (Mike) |
| 54 | Andrew Luck | QB | IND | EWThe Best Guys in Uzbekistan (Erik) |
| 55 | Bilal Powell | RB | NYJ | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 56 | Kelvin Benjamin | WR | BUF | DLWubbalubbadubduubs (Damian) |
| 57 | LeGarrette Blount | RB | PHI | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 58 | Frank Gore | RB | IND | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 59 | Jimmy Graham | TE | SEA | DFThe Pickle Ricks (Damon) |
| 60 | Tyler Eifert | TE | CIN | DAMr Rodgers (Dan) |
| Round 7 |
| 61 | Davante Adams | WR | GB | DAMr Rodgers (Dan) |
| 62 | Marcus Mariota | QB | TEN | DFThe Pickle Ricks (Damon) |
| 63 | Dak Prescott | QB | DAL | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 64 | Rishard Matthews | WR | TEN | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 65 | Ameer Abdullah | RB | DET | DLWubbalubbadubduubs (Damian) |
| 66 | Mike Gillislee | RB | NE | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 67 | Golden Tate | WR | DET | EWThe Best Guys in Uzbekistan (Erik) |
| 68 | Larry Fitzgerald | WR | ARI | MMMalcolm in the Mitchell (Mike) |
| 69 | Russell Wilson | QB | SEA | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 70 | Kyle Rudolph | TE | MIN | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| Round 8 |
| 71 | Paul Perkins | RB | NYG | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 72 | Kansas City Chiefs | DEF | KC | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 73 | Kirk Cousins | QB | WAS | MMMalcolm in the Mitchell (Mike) |
| 74 | Jonathan Stewart | RB | CAR | EWThe Best Guys in Uzbekistan (Erik) |
| 75 | Martavis Bryant | WR | PIT | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 76 | Delanie Walker | TE | TEN | DLWubbalubbadubduubs (Damian) |
| 77 | Zach Ertz | TE | PHI | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 78 | Eddie Lacy | RB | SEA | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 79 | Denver Broncos | DEF | DEN | DFThe Pickle Ricks (Damon) |
| 80 | Emmanuel Sanders | WR | DEN | DAMr Rodgers (Dan) |
| Round 9 |
| 81 | Theo Riddick | RB | DET | DAMr Rodgers (Dan) |
| 82 | Justin Tucker | K | BAL | DFThe Pickle Ricks (Damon) |
| 83 | Stefon Diggs | WR | MIN | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 84 | Minnesota Vikings | DEF | MIN | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 85 | Seattle Seahawks | DEF | – | DLWubbalubbadubduubs (Damian) |
| 86 | Tevin Coleman | RB | ATL | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 87 | Donte Moncrief | WR | IND | EWThe Best Guys in Uzbekistan (Erik) |
| 88 | Terrance West | RB | BAL | MMMalcolm in the Mitchell (Mike) |
| 89 | Stephen Gostkowski | K | NE | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 90 | Jamison Crowder | WR | WAS | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| Round 10 |
| 91 | New England Patriots | DEF | – | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 92 | DeSean Jackson | WR | TB | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 93 | Pierre Garcon | WR | SF | MMMalcolm in the Mitchell (Mike) |
| 94 | Matt Forte | RB | NYJ | EWThe Best Guys in Uzbekistan (Erik) |
| 95 | Cam Newton | QB | CAR | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 96 | Matt Bryant | K | ATL | DLWubbalubbadubduubs (Damian) |
| 97 | Eric Decker | WR | TEN | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 98 | Houston Texans | DEF | – | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 99 | Doug Martin | RB | TB | DFThe Pickle Ricks (Damon) |
| 100 | Rob Kelley | RB | WAS | DAMr Rodgers (Dan) |
| Round 11 |
| 101 | Adrian Peterson | RB | ARI | DAMr Rodgers (Dan) |
| 102 | Thomas Rawls | RB | SEA | DFThe Pickle Ricks (Damon) |
| 103 | Brandon Marshall | WR | NYG | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 104 | Latavius Murray | RB | MIN | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 105 | Corey Davis | WR | TEN | DLWubbalubbadubduubs (Damian) |
| 106 | Derek Carr | QB | LV | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 107 | Kenny Britt | WR | NE | EWThe Best Guys in Uzbekistan (Erik) |
| 108 | James White | RB | NE | MMMalcolm in the Mitchell (Mike) |
| 109 | Samaje Perine | RB | WAS | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 110 | Randall Cobb | WR | GB | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| Round 12 |
| 111 | Dan Bailey | K | DAL | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 112 | Derrick Henry | RB | TEN | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 113 | Tyrell Williams | WR | LAC | MMMalcolm in the Mitchell (Mike) |
| 114 | Matthew Stafford | QB | DET | EWThe Best Guys in Uzbekistan (Erik) |
| 115 | Martellus Bennett | TE | NE | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 116 | Jeremy Maclin | WR | BAL | DLWubbalubbadubduubs (Damian) |
| 117 | Tyrod Taylor | QB | BUF | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 118 | Eric Ebron | TE | DET | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 119 | John Brown | WR | ARI | DFThe Pickle Ricks (Damon) |
| 120 | Adam Thielen | WR | MIN | DAMr Rodgers (Dan) |
| Round 13 |
| 121 | DeVante Parker | WR | MIA | DAMr Rodgers (Dan) |
| 122 | Darren Sproles | RB | PHI | DFThe Pickle Ricks (Damon) |
| 123 | Jeremy Hill | RB | CIN | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 124 | Spencer Ware | RB | KC | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 125 | C.J. Prosise | RB | SEA | DLWubbalubbadubduubs (Damian) |
| 126 | Carolina Panthers | DEF | CAR | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 127 | Corey Coleman | WR | CLE | EWThe Best Guys in Uzbekistan (Erik) |
| 128 | Cairo Santos | K | CHI | MMMalcolm in the Mitchell (Mike) |
| 129 | Marvin Jones | WR | DET | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 130 | Ben Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| Round 14 |
| 131 | Duke Johnson | RB | CLE | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 132 | Jameis Winston | QB | TB | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 133 | Buffalo Bills | DEF | – | MMMalcolm in the Mitchell (Mike) |
| 134 | Willie Snead | WR | NO | EWThe Best Guys in Uzbekistan (Erik) |
| 135 | Stephen Hauschka | K | BUF | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 136 | Jack Doyle | TE | IND | DLWubbalubbadubduubs (Damian) |
| 137 | Mason Crosby | K | GB | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 138 | Graham Gano | K | CAR | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 139 | Mike Wallace | WR | BAL | DFThe Pickle Ricks (Damon) |
| 140 | Blair Walsh | K | SEA | DAMr Rodgers (Dan) |
| Round 15 |
| 141 | Los Angeles Rams | DEF | – | DAMr Rodgers (Dan) |
| 142 | Hunter Henry | TE | LAC | DFThe Pickle Ricks (Damon) |
| 143 | Philip Rivers | QB | LAC | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 144 | Cameron Meredith | WR | CHI | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 145 | Joe Williams | RB | SF | DLWubbalubbadubduubs (Damian) |
| 146 | Jordan Matthews | WR | BUF | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 147 | Arizona Cardinals | DEF | – | EWThe Best Guys in Uzbekistan (Erik) |
| 148 | Jamaal Charles | RB | DEN | MMMalcolm in the Mitchell (Mike) |
| 149 | Zay Jones | WR | BUF | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 150 | Shane Vereen | RB | NYG | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |