| Round 1 |
| 1 | Antonio Brown | WR | PIT | EWGary's Johnson (Erik) |
| 2 | Gary Barnidge | TE | CLE | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 3 | Julio Jones | WR | ATL | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 4 | Odell Beckham | WR | NYG | DRBaconPartyNovember2016 (Rundle) |
| 5 | DeAndre Hopkins | WR | HOU | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 6 | Todd Gurley | RB | LA | DARandy Moss Fan (Dan) |
| 7 | A.J. Green | WR | CIN | MMMalcolm in the Mitchell (Mike) |
| 8 | Ezekiel Elliott | RB | DAL | DFBaker's huge peep (Damon) |
| 9 | David Johnson | RB | ARI | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 10 | Rob Gronkowski | TE | NE | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| Round 2 |
| 11 | Devonta Freeman | RB | ATL | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 12 | Adrian Peterson | RB | MIN | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 13 | Dez Bryant | WR | DAL | DFBaker's huge peep (Damon) |
| 14 | Lamar Miller | RB | HOU | MMMalcolm in the Mitchell (Mike) |
| 15 | Jordy Nelson | WR | GB | DARandy Moss Fan (Dan) |
| 16 | Eddie Lacy | RB | GB | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 17 | Allen Robinson | WR | JAX | DRBaconPartyNovember2016 (Rundle) |
| 18 | Le'Veon Bell | RB | PIT | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 19 | Jamaal Charles | RB | KC | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 20 | Mark Ingram | RB | NO | EWGary's Johnson (Erik) |
| Round 3 |
| 21 | Doug Martin | RB | TB | EWGary's Johnson (Erik) |
| 22 | Keenan Allen | WR | LAC | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 23 | Brandin Cooks | WR | NO | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 24 | Aaron Rodgers | QB | GB | DRBaconPartyNovember2016 (Rundle) |
| 25 | Cam Newton | QB | CAR | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 26 | Amari Cooper | WR | LV | DARandy Moss Fan (Dan) |
| 27 | Alshon Jeffery | WR | CHI | MMMalcolm in the Mitchell (Mike) |
| 28 | Brandon Marshall | WR | NYJ | DFBaker's huge peep (Damon) |
| 29 | Russell Wilson | QB | SEA | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 30 | Mike Evans | WR | TB | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| Round 4 |
| 31 | Demaryius Thomas | WR | DEN | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 32 | LeSean McCoy | RB | BUF | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 33 | Doug Baldwin | WR | SEA | DFBaker's huge peep (Damon) |
| 34 | C.J. Anderson | RB | DEN | MMMalcolm in the Mitchell (Mike) |
| 35 | Julian Edelman | WR | NE | DARandy Moss Fan (Dan) |
| 36 | Sammy Watkins | WR | BUF | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 37 | Matt Forte | RB | NYJ | DRBaconPartyNovember2016 (Rundle) |
| 38 | Jonathan Stewart | RB | CAR | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 39 | T.Y. Hilton | WR | IND | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 40 | Jarvis Landry | WR | MIA | EWGary's Johnson (Erik) |
| Round 5 |
| 41 | Carlos Hyde | RB | SF | EWGary's Johnson (Erik) |
| 42 | Drew Brees | QB | NO | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 43 | Thomas Rawls | RB | SEA | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 44 | Ryan Mathews | RB | PHI | DRBaconPartyNovember2016 (Rundle) |
| 45 | Latavius Murray | RB | LV | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 46 | Jeremy Hill | RB | CIN | DARandy Moss Fan (Dan) |
| 47 | Jordan Reed | TE | WAS | MMMalcolm in the Mitchell (Mike) |
| 48 | Greg Olsen | TE | CAR | DFBaker's huge peep (Damon) |
| 49 | Eric Decker | WR | NYJ | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 50 | Jeremy Maclin | WR | KC | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| Round 6 |
| 51 | Duke Johnson | RB | CLE | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 52 | Randall Cobb | WR | GB | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 53 | Giovani Bernard | RB | CIN | DFBaker's huge peep (Damon) |
| 54 | Golden Tate | WR | DET | MMMalcolm in the Mitchell (Mike) |
| 55 | Delanie Walker | TE | TEN | DARandy Moss Fan (Dan) |
| 56 | Donte Moncrief | WR | IND | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 57 | Tyler Eifert | TE | CIN | DRBaconPartyNovember2016 (Rundle) |
| 58 | John Brown | WR | ARI | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 59 | DeMarco Murray | RB | TEN | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 60 | Michael Floyd | WR | NE | EWGary's Johnson (Erik) |
| Round 7 |
| 61 | Danny Woodhead | RB | LAC | EWGary's Johnson (Erik) |
| 62 | Larry Fitzgerald | WR | ARI | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 63 | Andrew Luck | QB | IND | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 64 | Matt Jones | RB | WAS | DRBaconPartyNovember2016 (Rundle) |
| 65 | Jeremy Langford | RB | CHI | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 66 | Tom Brady | QB | NE | DARandy Moss Fan (Dan) |
| 67 | Ben Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | MMMalcolm in the Mitchell (Mike) |
| 68 | Carson Palmer | QB | ARI | DFBaker's huge peep (Damon) |
| 69 | Travis Kelce | TE | KC | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 70 | Arian Foster | RB | MIA | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| Round 8 |
| 71 | Eli Manning | QB | NYG | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 72 | Stephen Gostkowski | K | NE | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 73 | Kelvin Benjamin | WR | CAR | DFBaker's huge peep (Damon) |
| 74 | Jordan Matthews | WR | PHI | MMMalcolm in the Mitchell (Mike) |
| 75 | Melvin Gordon | RB | LAC | DARandy Moss Fan (Dan) |
| 76 | Michael Crabtree | WR | LV | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 77 | Emmanuel Sanders | WR | DEN | DRBaconPartyNovember2016 (Rundle) |
| 78 | Jay Ajayi | RB | MIA | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 79 | Allen Hurns | WR | JAX | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 80 | Philip Rivers | QB | LAC | EWGary's Johnson (Erik) |
| Round 9 |
| 81 | Chris Ivory | RB | JAX | EWGary's Johnson (Erik) |
| 82 | Frank Gore | RB | IND | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 83 | Martellus Bennett | TE | NE | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 84 | Seattle Seahawks | DEF | – | DRBaconPartyNovember2016 (Rundle) |
| 85 | T.J. Yeldon | RB | JAX | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 86 | DeSean Jackson | WR | WAS | DARandy Moss Fan (Dan) |
| 87 | DeAngelo Williams | RB | PIT | MMMalcolm in the Mitchell (Mike) |
| 88 | Kansas City Chiefs | DEF | KC | DFBaker's huge peep (Damon) |
| 89 | Tavon Austin | WR | LA | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 90 | Ameer Abdullah | RB | DET | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| Round 10 |
| 91 | Sterling Shepard | WR | NYG | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 92 | Rashad Jennings | RB | NYG | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 93 | Derrick Henry | RB | TEN | DFBaker's huge peep (Damon) |
| 94 | Josh Gordon | WR | CLE | MMMalcolm in the Mitchell (Mike) |
| 95 | Blake Bortles | QB | JAX | DARandy Moss Fan (Dan) |
| 96 | Coby Fleener | TE | NO | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 97 | Chandler Catanzaro | K | ARI | DRBaconPartyNovember2016 (Rundle) |
| 98 | Zach Ertz | TE | PHI | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 99 | Denver Broncos | DEF | DEN | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 100 | Antonio Gates | TE | LAC | EWGary's Johnson (Erik) |
| Round 11 |
| 101 | Tyler Lockett | WR | SEA | EWGary's Johnson (Erik) |
| 102 | Graham Gano | K | CAR | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 103 | James White | RB | NE | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 104 | Corey Coleman | WR | CLE | DRBaconPartyNovember2016 (Rundle) |
| 105 | Steven Hauschka | K | SEA | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 106 | LeGarrette Blount | RB | NE | DARandy Moss Fan (Dan) |
| 107 | Christine Michael | RB | GB | MMMalcolm in the Mitchell (Mike) |
| 108 | Willie Snead | WR | NO | DFBaker's huge peep (Damon) |
| 109 | Carolina Panthers | DEF | CAR | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 110 | Marcus Mariota | QB | TEN | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| Round 12 |
| 111 | Torrey Smith | WR | SF | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 112 | Ryan Fitzpatrick | QB | NYJ | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 113 | Shane Vereen | RB | NYG | DFBaker's huge peep (Damon) |
| 114 | Arizona Cardinals | DEF | – | MMMalcolm in the Mitchell (Mike) |
| 115 | Julius Thomas | TE | JAX | DARandy Moss Fan (Dan) |
| 116 | Mohamed Sanu | WR | ATL | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 117 | Charles Sims | RB | TB | DRBaconPartyNovember2016 (Rundle) |
| 118 | New England Patriots | DEF | – | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 119 | Kevin White | WR | CHI | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 120 | Houston Texans | DEF | – | EWGary's Johnson (Erik) |
| Round 13 |
| 121 | Kamar Aiken | WR | BAL | EWGary's Johnson (Erik) |
| 122 | Theo Riddick | RB | DET | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 123 | Derek Carr | QB | LV | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 124 | Marvin Jones | WR | DET | DRBaconPartyNovember2016 (Rundle) |
| 125 | Andy Dalton | QB | CIN | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 126 | Los Angeles Rams | DEF | – | DARandy Moss Fan (Dan) |
| 127 | Kirk Cousins | QB | WAS | MMMalcolm in the Mitchell (Mike) |
| 128 | Cairo Santos | K | KC | DFBaker's huge peep (Damon) |
| 129 | Isaiah Crowell | RB | CLE | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 130 | Minnesota Vikings | DEF | MIN | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| Round 14 |
| 131 | Bilal Powell | RB | NYJ | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 132 | Travis Benjamin | WR | LAC | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 133 | DeVante Parker | WR | MIA | DFBaker's huge peep (Damon) |
| 134 | Mason Crosby | K | GB | MMMalcolm in the Mitchell (Mike) |
| 135 | Justin Tucker | K | BAL | DARandy Moss Fan (Dan) |
| 136 | Cincinnati Bengals | DEF | CIN | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 137 | Justin Forsett | RB | DEN | DRBaconPartyNovember2016 (Rundle) |
| 138 | Devin Funchess | WR | CAR | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 139 | Stefon Diggs | WR | MIN | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 140 | Chris Boswell | K | PIT | EWGary's Johnson (Erik) |
| Round 15 |
| 141 | Matthew Stafford | QB | DET | EWGary's Johnson (Erik) |
| 142 | Jameis Winston | QB | TB | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 143 | Dion Lewis | RB | NE | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 144 | Tyrod Taylor | QB | BUF | DRBaconPartyNovember2016 (Rundle) |
| 145 | James Starks | RB | GB | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 146 | Markus Wheaton | WR | PIT | DARandy Moss Fan (Dan) |
| 147 | Spencer Ware | RB | KC | MMMalcolm in the Mitchell (Mike) |
| 148 | Dwayne Allen | TE | IND | DFBaker's huge peep (Damon) |
| 149 | Jason Witten | TE | DAL | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 150 | Dan Bailey | K | DAL | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |