| Round 1 |
| 1 | Adrian Peterson | RB | MIN | EWUnexpected Deflategate Pun (Erik) |
| 2 | Le'Veon Bell | RB | PIT | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 3 | Eddie Lacy | RB | GB | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 4 | Jamaal Charles | RB | KC | DFBaker's huge peep (Damon) |
| 5 | Marshawn Lynch | RB | SEA | DRTeamAmericaWithLessBacon4Now (Rundle) |
| 6 | Matt Forte | RB | CHI | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 7 | Antonio Brown | WR | PIT | MMGo Go Brady Revenge Tour (Mike) |
| 8 | Aaron Rodgers | QB | GB | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 9 | Dez Bryant | WR | DAL | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 10 | Jeremy Hill | RB | CIN | CBCrbpackers4 (Baker) |
| Round 2 |
| 11 | Rob Gronkowski | TE | NE | CBCrbpackers4 (Baker) |
| 12 | Julio Jones | WR | ATL | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 13 | C.J. Anderson | RB | DEN | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 14 | DeMarco Murray | RB | PHI | MMGo Go Brady Revenge Tour (Mike) |
| 15 | Demaryius Thomas | WR | DEN | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 16 | Calvin Johnson | WR | DET | DRTeamAmericaWithLessBacon4Now (Rundle) |
| 17 | Andrew Luck | QB | IND | DFBaker's huge peep (Damon) |
| 18 | Odell Beckham | WR | NYG | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 19 | LeSean McCoy | RB | BUF | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 20 | A.J. Green | WR | CIN | EWUnexpected Deflategate Pun (Erik) |
| Round 3 |
| 21 | Alshon Jeffery | WR | CHI | EWUnexpected Deflategate Pun (Erik) |
| 22 | Randall Cobb | WR | GB | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 23 | T.Y. Hilton | WR | IND | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 24 | Justin Forsett | RB | BAL | DFBaker's huge peep (Damon) |
| 25 | Mark Ingram | RB | NO | DRTeamAmericaWithLessBacon4Now (Rundle) |
| 26 | Lamar Miller | RB | MIA | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 27 | DeAndre Hopkins | WR | HOU | MMGo Go Brady Revenge Tour (Mike) |
| 28 | Brandin Cooks | WR | NO | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 29 | Travis Kelce | TE | KC | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 30 | Mike Evans | WR | TB | CBCrbpackers4 (Baker) |
| Round 4 |
| 31 | Emmanuel Sanders | WR | DEN | CBCrbpackers4 (Baker) |
| 32 | Alfred Morris | RB | WAS | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 33 | Frank Gore | RB | IND | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 34 | Jordan Matthews | WR | PHI | MMGo Go Brady Revenge Tour (Mike) |
| 35 | Russell Wilson | QB | SEA | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 36 | Drew Brees | QB | NO | DRTeamAmericaWithLessBacon4Now (Rundle) |
| 37 | Davante Adams | WR | GB | DFBaker's huge peep (Damon) |
| 38 | Matt Ryan | QB | ATL | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 39 | Julian Edelman | WR | NE | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 40 | Jimmy Graham | TE | SEA | EWUnexpected Deflategate Pun (Erik) |
| Round 5 |
| 41 | Peyton Manning | QB | DEN | EWUnexpected Deflategate Pun (Erik) |
| 42 | Carlos Hyde | RB | SF | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 43 | Andre Ellington | RB | ARI | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 44 | Amari Cooper | WR | LV | DFBaker's huge peep (Damon) |
| 45 | Sammy Watkins | WR | BUF | DRTeamAmericaWithLessBacon4Now (Rundle) |
| 46 | Jonathan Stewart | RB | CAR | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 47 | Melvin Gordon | RB | LAC | MMGo Go Brady Revenge Tour (Mike) |
| 48 | Andre Johnson | WR | IND | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 49 | Joseph Randle | RB | – | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 50 | Latavius Murray | RB | LV | CBCrbpackers4 (Baker) |
| Round 6 |
| 51 | DeSean Jackson | WR | WAS | CBCrbpackers4 (Baker) |
| 52 | Philip Rivers | QB | LAC | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 53 | Keenan Allen | WR | LAC | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 54 | Tom Brady | QB | NE | MMGo Go Brady Revenge Tour (Mike) |
| 55 | Greg Olsen | TE | CAR | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 56 | LeGarrette Blount | RB | NE | DRTeamAmericaWithLessBacon4Now (Rundle) |
| 57 | Martellus Bennett | TE | CHI | DFBaker's huge peep (Damon) |
| 58 | Steve Smith | WR | BAL | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 59 | Jeremy Maclin | WR | KC | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 60 | Rashad Jennings | RB | NYG | EWUnexpected Deflategate Pun (Erik) |
| Round 7 |
| 61 | Golden Tate | WR | DET | EWUnexpected Deflategate Pun (Erik) |
| 62 | Alfred Blue | RB | HOU | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 63 | Delanie Walker | TE | TEN | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 64 | Jarvis Landry | WR | MIA | DFBaker's huge peep (Damon) |
| 65 | Coby Fleener | TE | IND | DRTeamAmericaWithLessBacon4Now (Rundle) |
| 66 | Mike Wallace | WR | MIN | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 67 | Chris Ivory | RB | NYJ | MMGo Go Brady Revenge Tour (Mike) |
| 68 | Dwayne Allen | TE | IND | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 69 | Ameer Abdullah | RB | DET | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 70 | Ben Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | CBCrbpackers4 (Baker) |
| Round 8 |
| 71 | Seattle Seahawks | DEF | – | CBCrbpackers4 (Baker) |
| 72 | Vincent Jackson | WR | TB | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 73 | Buffalo Bills | DEF | – | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 74 | Doug Martin | RB | TB | MMGo Go Brady Revenge Tour (Mike) |
| 75 | Philadelphia Eagles | DEF | – | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 76 | Houston Texans | DEF | – | DRTeamAmericaWithLessBacon4Now (Rundle) |
| 77 | Brandon Marshall | WR | NYJ | DFBaker's huge peep (Damon) |
| 78 | John Brown | WR | ARI | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 79 | Arian Foster | RB | HOU | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 80 | Todd Gurley | RB | STL | EWUnexpected Deflategate Pun (Erik) |
| Round 9 |
| 81 | Allen Robinson | WR | JAC | EWUnexpected Deflategate Pun (Erik) |
| 82 | Tony Romo | QB | DAL | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 83 | T.J. Yeldon | RB | JAC | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 84 | Teddy Bridgewater | QB | MIN | DFBaker's huge peep (Damon) |
| 85 | Stephen Gostkowski | K | NE | DRTeamAmericaWithLessBacon4Now (Rundle) |
| 86 | Brandon LaFell | WR | NE | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 87 | Nelson Agholor | WR | PHI | MMGo Go Brady Revenge Tour (Mike) |
| 88 | Cody Parkey | K | PHI | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 89 | Devonta Freeman | RB | ATL | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 90 | Adam Vinatieri | K | IND | CBCrbpackers4 (Baker) |
| Round 10 |
| 91 | Matthew Stafford | QB | DET | CBCrbpackers4 (Baker) |
| 92 | Martavis Bryant | WR | PIT | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 93 | Ryan Tannehill | QB | MIA | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 94 | Joique Bell | RB | DET | MMGo Go Brady Revenge Tour (Mike) |
| 95 | Giovani Bernard | RB | CIN | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 96 | Cam Newton | QB | CAR | DRTeamAmericaWithLessBacon4Now (Rundle) |
| 97 | C.J. Spiller | RB | NO | DFBaker's huge peep (Damon) |
| 98 | Torrey Smith | WR | SF | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 99 | Devin Funchess | WR | CAR | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 100 | Ryan Mathews | RB | PHI | EWUnexpected Deflategate Pun (Erik) |
| Round 11 |
| 101 | Isaiah Crowell | RB | CLE | EWUnexpected Deflategate Pun (Erik) |
| 102 | Jordan Cameron | TE | MIA | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 103 | Roddy White | WR | ATL | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 104 | Dan Bailey | K | DAL | DFBaker's huge peep (Damon) |
| 105 | Tre Mason | RB | STL | DRTeamAmericaWithLessBacon4Now (Rundle) |
| 106 | Mason Crosby | K | GB | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 107 | Larry Fitzgerald | WR | ARI | MMGo Go Brady Revenge Tour (Mike) |
| 108 | Tevin Coleman | RB | ATL | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 109 | Sam Bradford | QB | PHI | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 110 | Alex Smith | QB | KC | CBCrbpackers4 (Baker) |
| Round 12 |
| 111 | Charles Johnson | WR | MIN | CBCrbpackers4 (Baker) |
| 112 | Jason Witten | TE | DAL | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 113 | Kendall Wright | WR | TEN | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 114 | David Johnson | RB | ARI | MMGo Go Brady Revenge Tour (Mike) |
| 115 | Eli Manning | QB | NYG | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 116 | Michael Crabtree | WR | LV | DRTeamAmericaWithLessBacon4Now (Rundle) |
| 117 | Danny Woodhead | RB | LAC | DFBaker's huge peep (Damon) |
| 118 | Matt Bryant | K | ATL | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 119 | Carson Palmer | QB | ARI | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 120 | Anquan Boldin | WR | SF | EWUnexpected Deflategate Pun (Erik) |
| Round 13 |
| 121 | Arizona Cardinals | DEF | – | EWUnexpected Deflategate Pun (Erik) |
| 122 | Zach Ertz | TE | PHI | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 123 | St. Louis Rams | DEF | – | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 124 | Kyle Rudolph | TE | MIN | DFBaker's huge peep (Damon) |
| 125 | DeAngelo Williams | RB | PIT | DRTeamAmericaWithLessBacon4Now (Rundle) |
| 126 | Antonio Gates | TE | LAC | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 127 | Steven Hauschka | K | SEA | MMGo Go Brady Revenge Tour (Mike) |
| 128 | Charles Sims | RB | TB | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 129 | Eddie Royal | WR | CHI | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 130 | Darren McFadden | RB | DAL | CBCrbpackers4 (Baker) |
| Round 14 |
| 131 | Eric Decker | WR | NYJ | CBCrbpackers4 (Baker) |
| 132 | New England Patriots | DEF | – | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 133 | Terrance West | RB | BAL | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 134 | Heath Miller | TE | PIT | MMGo Go Brady Revenge Tour (Mike) |
| 135 | Andre Williams | RB | NYG | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 136 | Charles Clay | TE | BUF | DRTeamAmericaWithLessBacon4Now (Rundle) |
| 137 | Cody Latimer | WR | DEN | DFBaker's huge peep (Damon) |
| 138 | Shane Vereen | RB | NYG | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 139 | Green Bay Packers | DEF | – | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 140 | Bishop Sankey | RB | TEN | EWUnexpected Deflategate Pun (Erik) |
| Round 15 |
| 141 | Dan Carpenter | K | BUF | EWUnexpected Deflategate Pun (Erik) |
| 142 | Justin Tucker | K | BAL | DL1 Point 21 JJ Watts (Dave) |
| 143 | Kenny Stills | WR | MIA | SHBeliCheck Yourself (Shaun) |
| 144 | Victor Cruz | WR | NYG | DFBaker's huge peep (Damon) |
| 145 | Dorial Green-Beckham | WR | TEN | DRTeamAmericaWithLessBacon4Now (Rundle) |
| 146 | Michael Floyd | WR | ARI | RCGronkey Kong (Ryan) |
| 147 | Miami Dolphins | DEF | – | MMGo Go Brady Revenge Tour (Mike) |
| 148 | Pierre Garcon | WR | WAS | CPBarnidge Carnage (Shameron) |
| 149 | Blair Walsh | K | MIN | JSGaroppolo 4 Lyfe (jennifer) |
| 150 | Duke Johnson | RB | CLE | CBCrbpackers4 (Baker) |